Change Is Bullsh*t. ‘The Rebels’ Isn’t.
Let’s face it – Change is scary. Especially if you’re a kid. From the time they are babies, children like things to be predictable. Regular feedings, regular bedtimes, consistent rituals — all of...
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I wondered if either one of us was going to have the balls to make a move. Over an hour had passed since we started watching football, and there was still a decent amount of space between us on his...
View ArticleYou Never Know How Strong You Are…
How could I have known that pulling a manila envelope out of my mailbox would change me forever? But it did – because it set into motion a series of events that scared the shit out of me, yet also...
View ArticleGet Your Shit Together…
“Why won’t you just give him what he wants?” the mediator asked, condescendingly. Was this REALLY happening to me? It took channeling every ounce of courage I’d ever had to get myself to the...
View ArticleSomeone Needs To Be The Hero
I opened my mouth to speak to him, only to have him roll his eyes at me and grin. “Fuck you, motherfucker” was what I wanted to scream, but the mediator had already explained the rules, and within...
View ArticleWhen To Take The Single Out Of Single Mom
It seems I’ve made a huge mistake by forgetting to mention here that Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger and I are now besties. Ok that’s a total lie – BUT what is not a lie is that I am a new...
View ArticleTaking A Break For Love
It was a great date. The kind you walk away from with hope and anticipation for a second. The conversation was easy, not to mention I found him ridiculously attractive – but I couldn’t really tell if...
View ArticleWhy ‘He’s Good To Me’ Isn’t Enough To Keep Me In A Relationship
My friends liked him. My parents liked him. Hell, I even liked him. But none of that deterred me from making a swift exit from our relationship last week. When we starting seeing each other eight...
View ArticleHappy Bullshit Custody Battle-versary To Me!
I took a deep breath and hit send… “Thank you so much for your time and patience yesterday. I’ve looked at the trial schedule & must say it looks complicated. Our son has been on a consistent...
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